~Kalegiro

Damn... there's nothing to do around here... really... absolutely nothing... I really like not having to go to school but... *sigh* it´s getting quite boring... I´m soon going to a camp... and I won´t be able to enter internet too long... just for really important things *cough* so I won´t answer (most of the) comments... but, it´s not like I get alot ^^ hehe anyway, I´m working on a drawing but I don´t think I'll be able to upload it to deviantArt... so, why did I say that? because that means no uploads for about a month or so... yeah, not like anyone cares but... yeah, it´s been about half a year since I made my devArt account and I have a lot of friends now... cyber-friends but whaddaheck righ? anyway... I wanted to thank everyone who is watching me and everyone who has faved any of my works see ya soon


[Journal Content]
* Joke of the day
* Tag


Joke of the week
Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".




TAG
NATIONALITY

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 0

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ x] You speak some italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total:4

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
[] You speak some German
Total: 5

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

Wow… I´m more Italian than Spanish… and Mexican is not there…




Mah family:
<--- older sister... amazing artist, great friend

<--- younger sister... awwww lil´sister

<---- uhhh... father, and SHE is great

<--- my mother... interesting thoughts, and an amazing writer/poet

<--- second mother... ´s clone ... or vice versa e___O he doesn´t know who AC/DC is...

<--- My cousin... we have fun right?

<--- my aunty!!!! yay

<--- My daughter... I have never had a daughter... I hope Imma good dad

<--- my... niece(?) uhmmmm... you have to explain this family tree someday...

<--- my wife ^^ hi there wife

<--mother in law o__o that means he is ´s mom XD

<--- he´s mah cousin ^^and I just met
him

<--- lil´ brother ^^ amazing potencial... you just keep practicin bro



wow o___o family grows fast ^^
if you want to be in mah family just let me know, I´m sure there is room for one more

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